{"id":113,"date":"2004-05-15T22:01:00","date_gmt":"2004-05-15T22:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=113"},"modified":"2008-12-23T20:56:54","modified_gmt":"2008-12-24T02:56:54","slug":"113","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/113\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m glad I got my suit dry-cleaned before the riots started"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Patrick now joins the ranks of the educated and diploma-holding, so congrats to him. I just came from a big shin-dig at his house, where I watched as awkward divorced halves mingled with one another, as well as with us, the friends, and some of Amber&#8217;s family. It was a fun time &#8212; good food and yummy birthday and graduation cake. Poor Phillip, Patrick&#8217;s brother. His birthday is today, of all days. It&#8217;s almost like having your birthday <i>on Christmas!<\/i> <\/p>\n<p>Marie and Katie also join those coveted ranks, though I didn&#8217;t get to see them after the ceremony. I wonder if they&#8217;ll be at Patty&#8217;s party tonight&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Last night my pals chipped in and gave me a gift card to Books-a-Million, to make my quest for summer reading way more affordable. That fucking rocks. I already know what I&#8217;m going to get. Kristin even made me a cool photo collage board to hang up in my drab little room. We sat around in the late evening and had some drinks. Amber and I dribbled a bit of ours on both of Amanda&#8217;s throw pillows, and &#8212; in our usual fashion &#8212; we kvetched about our own clumsiness and tried to blot the damage out with paper towels. One of these days, when I have a house, so help me, I am going to host the party and give Amanda and Nick and Katie the chance to muddy <i>my<\/i> floors and soil <i>my<\/i> pillows. <\/p>\n<p>But until then, and until the party tonight, I need a nap. I&#8217;ve got a huge day of packing ahead of me, and chances are, I&#8217;ll be way hungover. So why not get some rest now?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Patrick now joins the ranks of the educated and diploma-holding, so congrats to him. I just came from a big shin-dig at his house, where I watched as awkward divorced halves mingled with one another, as well as with us, the friends, and some of Amber&#8217;s family. It was a fun time &#8212; good food and yummy birthday and graduation cake. Poor Phillip, Patrick&#8217;s brother. His birthday is today, of all days. It&#8217;s almost like&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-113","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s1jWWl-113","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=113"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}