{"id":114,"date":"2004-05-16T15:19:00","date_gmt":"2004-05-16T15:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=114"},"modified":"2008-12-23T21:01:33","modified_gmt":"2008-12-24T03:01:33","slug":"114","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/114\/","title":{"rendered":"Kicking, screaming Gucci little piggy"},"content":{"rendered":"

The party last night was a good time. Lots of people showed up. I learned several lessons. <\/p>\n

1. I am no good at social interaction — sober or inebriated — so I need to just shut my piehole and observe instead of make a fool out of myself by trying to have a normal conversation with anybody. <\/p>\n

2. Some people will never be happy or comfortable, so I need to stop stressing over the dispositions of a sullen few.<\/p>\n

3. Hiding behing a camera makes things easier when they get awkward.<\/p>\n

Lots to do today. But first, this.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

I didn’t think he would do it, but he did, and it’s pretty awesome.
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