{"id":117,"date":"2004-05-19T20:17:00","date_gmt":"2004-05-19T20:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=117"},"modified":"2004-05-19T20:17:00","modified_gmt":"2004-05-19T20:17:00","slug":"117","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/117\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>[So I&#8217;m proposing a swift, orderly change]<\/b><br \/>\n<br \/>Originally, I was going to title all my Birmingham blog entries &#8220;Summer of Slum,&#8221; and assign parts and chapters to each day, week, etc. But I don&#8217;t live in the slum, so I can&#8217;t do that. Isn&#8217;t that a shame? What a waste of a perfectly clever title.<\/p>\n<p>Day three is half over. I just now ventured out of my cave to scavenge for nuts and berries and trinkets. I snagged this coveted public computer, only to find that the majority of e-mail I have received today is &#8212; surprise! &#8212; spam. Now that spam blockers are all the rage, the spammers have had to conjure up new subject lines to avoid being purged. In two days, I&#8217;ve gotten messages with subject lines of &#8220;rhododendron&#8221; and &#8220;amplifier episodic.&#8221; You can&#8217;t make this stuff up. Well, I guess somebody did.<\/p>\n<p>My mom had a job interview yesterday with the Lifeline Bloodmobile people. They spoke to her for two hours, and by all accounts, that&#8217;s a good thing. She&#8217;s a little disappointed about the pay &#8212; $14-plus dollars an hour, but I figure that&#8217;s an excellent amount, and it&#8217;s better than her $0 paycheck right now.<\/p>\n<p>I bought her a book as a pre-congratulatory gift, but I am selfishly reading it before I mail it. It&#8217;s called <em>Stiff<\/em>, by Mary Roach. It&#8217;s a journalist&#8217;s-eye-view of what happens to human cadavers. It&#8217;s fascinating and disgusting. She writes a lot about the Body Farm in Knoxville, and the different decaying bodies they&#8217;ve got strewn around the field. I&#8217;m already halfway through the book. Perhaps I can mail it and Amber&#8217;s CD tomorrow if I ever find the post office.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[So I&#8217;m proposing a swift, orderly change] Originally, I was going to title all my Birmingham blog entries &#8220;Summer of Slum,&#8221; and assign parts and chapters to each day, week, etc. But I don&#8217;t live in the slum, so I can&#8217;t do that. Isn&#8217;t that a shame? What a waste of a perfectly clever title. Day three is half over. I just now ventured out of my cave to scavenge for nuts and berries and&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s1jWWl-117","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=117"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}