{"id":1234,"date":"2007-02-15T06:38:00","date_gmt":"2007-02-15T06:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1234"},"modified":"2007-02-15T06:38:00","modified_gmt":"2007-02-15T06:38:00","slug":"day-46-%e2%80%94-phlowers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/project-365\/day-46-%e2%80%94-phlowers\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 46 \u2014 Phlowers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/theogeo\/390892939\/\" title=\"Photo Sharing\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/167\/390892939_fb3a19699a.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" alt=\"phlowers \u2014 Feb 15\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>[taken after midnight, so technically I&#8217;m in the clear]<\/p>\n<p>I was doing a pretty good job of ignorning Valentine&#8217;s Day yesterday \u2014 save for the strawberries and accompanying chocolate and cheesecake dip (the latter two of which I very diligently passed on) at work \u2014 until Phil came <s>prancing<\/s> shivering into the lobby with the lovely rose you see here. I proceeded to whack him over the head a couple of times for his thoughtfulness, which, naturally, in my state of consistently inconsiderate assholiness, I had not planned to reciprocate because I am of the opinion that Valentine&#8217;s Day is largely a bunch of horse hockey. Standing empty-handed when receiving a gift always makes me feel like a chump, but it&#8217;s even worse when you are caught completely unprepared, with no reciprocal gift waiting at home. Two years in a row. <\/p>\n<p>Classy, as always. <\/p>\n<p>So, Phil, thanks for the phlowers. They&#8217;re lovely and they have given me the perfect excuse to use <a href=\"http:\/\/flickr.com\/photos\/theogeo\/390895037\/\" target=\"_blank\">Granny&#8217;s vase<\/a>, which \u2014 in my lifetime, at least \u2014 never once held a living flower. Or phlower.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[taken after midnight, so technically I&#8217;m in the clear] I was doing a pretty good job of ignorning Valentine&#8217;s Day yesterday \u2014 save for the strawberries and accompanying chocolate and cheesecake dip (the latter two of which I very diligently passed on) at work \u2014 until Phil came prancing shivering into the lobby with the lovely rose you see here. I proceeded to whack him over the head a couple of times for his thoughtfulness,&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1234","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-project-365"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-jU","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1234","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1234"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1234\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1234"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1234"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1234"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}