{"id":1235,"date":"2007-02-15T16:24:00","date_gmt":"2007-02-15T16:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1235"},"modified":"2007-02-15T16:24:00","modified_gmt":"2007-02-15T16:24:00","slug":"still-no-cure-for-cancer-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/news\/still-no-cure-for-cancer-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Still no cure for cancer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>O glorious day! Japanese scientists have figured out <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/pages\/live\/articles\/technology\/technology.html?in_article_id=435575&#038;in_page_id=1965\" target=\"_blank\">a more <i>natural<\/i> way<\/a> to mutilate and inflate the female bosom! Just suck out some stem cells and &#8220;encourage&#8221; them to grow breast tissue. Then inject that shit back into Chesty McFlat and make a beeline for the golf course. <\/p>\n<p>Thanks, science!<\/p>\n<p>(HT: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.slate.com\/id\/2159562\/\" target=\"_blank\">Slate<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O glorious day! Japanese scientists have figured out a more natural way to mutilate and inflate the female bosom! Just suck out some stem cells and &#8220;encourage&#8221; them to grow breast tissue. Then inject that shit back into Chesty McFlat and make a beeline for the golf course. Thanks, science! (HT: Slate)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[36,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1235","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misogyny","category-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-jV","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1235","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1235"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1235\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1235"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1235"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1235"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}