{"id":1262,"date":"2007-03-01T07:07:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-01T07:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1262"},"modified":"2007-03-01T07:07:00","modified_gmt":"2007-03-01T07:07:00","slug":"in-which-i-make-my-mom-fear-for-my-mortal-soul-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/theyre-coming\/in-which-i-make-my-mom-fear-for-my-mortal-soul-again\/","title":{"rendered":"In which I make my mom fear for my mortal soul (again)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My mother happened to stumble upon <a href=\"http:\/\/flickr.com\/photos\/theogeo\/403908706\/\" target=\"_blank\">this picture of me<\/a>, in which I look like I&#8217;ve been beaten, shot with a BB gun in the head, and administered some giant, freaky contact lenses. I think it spooked her, because this is what she e-mailed me:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Linz,<br \/>Ewwwweeeeeee! Linnnnzzzzzzzeeeeeeee!!<br \/>WHAT is THAT picture on Flickr?!?! Puh leeeze tell me that&#8217;s not you!  I couldn&#8217;t remember my Yahoo ID stuff so I couldn&#8217;t get in, but there was a rep pic on the email you sent 2\/22.  Are you playing around with photoshop there a little bit? EEEEEWWW! My beautiful child, don&#8217;t do that any more! :(<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I love that my mom is throwing out the word &#8220;Photoshop,&#8221; since she&#8217;s never used it, but I feel bad for making her think, probably for the millionth time, that I am some kind of demented freak with a soft spot for BDSM, pain play, and death metal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My mother happened to stumble upon this picture of me, in which I look like I&#8217;ve been beaten, shot with a BB gun in the head, and administered some giant, freaky contact lenses. I think it spooked her, because this is what she e-mailed me: Linz,Ewwwweeeeeee! Linnnnzzzzzzzeeeeeeee!!WHAT is THAT picture on Flickr?!?! Puh leeeze tell me that&#8217;s not you! I couldn&#8217;t remember my Yahoo ID stuff so I couldn&#8217;t get in, but there was a&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[54],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1262","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-theyre-coming"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-km","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1262","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1262"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1262\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1262"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1262"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1262"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}