{"id":127,"date":"2004-06-02T18:39:00","date_gmt":"2004-06-02T18:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=127"},"modified":"2004-06-02T18:39:00","modified_gmt":"2004-06-02T18:39:00","slug":"127","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/127\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>[Can&#8217;t be explained through common sense]<\/b><br \/>\n<br \/>After a week of breezing through training at work and figuring most everything out ahead of schedule, it was only a matter of time before I would fuck it all up and get careless and in a hurry and lose a page or two and have to redesign things at the last minute, making us barely graze by our deadline. And isn&#8217;t it a funny coincidence that the night I suck royally is the night of the Alabama primaries, when <em>everyone <\/em>is in the office, on edge, waiting for results, tense and sweating. The same night I was casually told that my stuff should be in a little early to make room for the election coverage that would usurp everyone&#8217;s attention late into the night. Isn&#8217;t that funny?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[Can&#8217;t be explained through common sense] After a week of breezing through training at work and figuring most everything out ahead of schedule, it was only a matter of time before I would fuck it all up and get careless and in a hurry and lose a page or two and have to redesign things at the last minute, making us barely graze by our deadline. And isn&#8217;t it a funny coincidence that the night&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-127","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s1jWWl-127","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=127"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=127"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=127"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=127"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}