{"id":1280,"date":"2007-03-11T08:03:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-11T08:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1280"},"modified":"2007-03-11T08:03:00","modified_gmt":"2007-03-11T08:03:00","slug":"pretty-much-the-best-infomercial-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/randomosity\/pretty-much-the-best-infomercial-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Pretty much the best infomercial ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/bp2.blogger.com\/_4dy-Mg8i7XU\/RfO6DOg5UvI\/AAAAAAAAAD0\/IgzxYW672m0\/s1600-h\/techno_center2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/bp2.blogger.com\/_4dy-Mg8i7XU\/RfO6DOg5UvI\/AAAAAAAAAD0\/IgzxYW672m0\/s400\/techno_center2.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5040576972556161778\" \/><\/a><br \/>(click to biggie size)<\/p>\n<p>Better than the Thunderstick Pro, better than the Jack LaLane Powerjuicer, better than any ol&#8217; stupid Ronco shit: <\/p>\n<p>THE AEROGARDEN. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.aerogrow.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Look at this thing<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>The hosts are so completely excited about the prospect of growing tiny tomatoes and lettuce and take a look at this time-lapse footage and all you need is water and nutrient pills administered when prompted by the digital readout and don&#8217;t forget the pre-planted seedling pod that you just plunk down into a hole in the plastic base of THE AEROGARDEN and if you&#8217;re patient some totally awesome greenery will sprout and in a month you can feed your entire family healthy delicious dinners grown from tiny plastic cups on your counter. <\/p>\n<p>Except all the shots of food show things like steaks and pies and pasta, each dish with the tiniest sprig of greenery decorating it. <\/p>\n<p>Who would want a bug-infested heat lamp and rotting greens sitting on the counter just so you could put occasionally put some parsley beside your grilled chicken breast?<\/p>\n<p>AEROGARDEN, I love you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(click to biggie size) Better than the Thunderstick Pro, better than the Jack LaLane Powerjuicer, better than any ol&#8217; stupid Ronco shit: THE AEROGARDEN. Look at this thing. The hosts are so completely excited about the prospect of growing tiny tomatoes and lettuce and take a look at this time-lapse footage and all you need is water and nutrient pills administered when prompted by the digital readout and don&#8217;t forget the pre-planted seedling pod that&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[68],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1280","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-randomosity"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-kE","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1280","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1280"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1280\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1280"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1280"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1280"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}