{"id":1283,"date":"2007-03-12T02:35:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-12T02:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1283"},"modified":"2007-03-12T02:35:00","modified_gmt":"2007-03-12T02:35:00","slug":"pay-up-yall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/drunkblogging\/pay-up-yall\/","title":{"rendered":"Pay up, y&#8217;all"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u2022 I burnt the ever-loving shit out of my left thumb and forefinger today, getting Texas Toast out of the oven with what are, apparently, completely decorative pot-holders. It has taken me, like, fifteen minutes to type this many letters.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 My neighbor has three big dogs living in her apartment. It&#8217;s sweet in theory, but really annoying in practice.  <\/p>\n<p>\u2022 Perfect pre-spring sipping wine: Viognier. Mmm, apples and honeysuckle. <\/p>\n<p>\u2022 I&#8217;ve spent more time than is reasonable looking at this <a href=\"http:\/\/community.livejournal.com\/stupid_free\/299997.html\" target=\"_blank\">cat macro thread<\/a>. I only made it through the first 21 pages. There are, like, 30 more. <\/p>\n<p>\u2022 I took a walk to Rite-Aid today. Wondered why I&#8217;ve never been in Cosmic Closet. Is it better to go when broke or when moneyed?<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 I totally just looked up &#8220;moneyed&#8221; to make sure it was a word. <\/p>\n<p>\u2022 My weekend is half over. What to do? I thought about going to see that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.brooksmuseum.org\/public\/exhibitions\/default.asp?id=10000837\" target=\"_blank\">Eggleston exhibition<\/a> tomorrow, but my budget is tight. I&#8217;m gonna squeeze Rob Crow in there. Then nothing &#8217;til the end of the week. Blah.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2022 I burnt the ever-loving shit out of my left thumb and forefinger today, getting Texas Toast out of the oven with what are, apparently, completely decorative pot-holders. It has taken me, like, fifteen minutes to type this many letters. \u2022 My neighbor has three big dogs living in her apartment. It&#8217;s sweet in theory, but really annoying in practice. \u2022 Perfect pre-spring sipping wine: Viognier. Mmm, apples and honeysuckle. \u2022 I&#8217;ve spent more time&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[9,68],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1283","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-drunkblogging","category-randomosity"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-kH","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1283","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1283"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1283\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}