{"id":1284,"date":"2007-03-12T08:07:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-12T08:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1284"},"modified":"2007-03-12T08:07:00","modified_gmt":"2007-03-12T08:07:00","slug":"remedy-please","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/randomosity\/remedy-please\/","title":{"rendered":"Remedy, please"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went to bed at a whoppingly early 12:30, and here it is, nearly three hours later, and I&#8217;m up and about, pretty much wide awake. Not sure what woke me. I think it may have been a train. The windows are open, so it&#8217;s a little louder than usual out there. <\/p>\n<p>Blaaaaaah. Too late for Nyquil or Benadryl, warm milk sounds disgusting (and I&#8217;m out of milk anyway), reading does the opposite of put me to sleep, and ditto for infomercials. I don&#8217;t want to be up all night just to sleep &#8217;til noon tomorrow and piss my day away in pajamas. <\/p>\n<p>So, brain, take a hint. Shut off and quit thinking &#8217;bout stuff. Thinking is for chumps. And Tuesday thru Saturday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went to bed at a whoppingly early 12:30, and here it is, nearly three hours later, and I&#8217;m up and about, pretty much wide awake. Not sure what woke me. I think it may have been a train. The windows are open, so it&#8217;s a little louder than usual out there. Blaaaaaah. Too late for Nyquil or Benadryl, warm milk sounds disgusting (and I&#8217;m out of milk anyway), reading does the opposite of put&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[68],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1284","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-randomosity"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-kI","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1284","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1284"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1284\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1284"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1284"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1284"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}