Me: Hellooo!<\/p>\n
Patrick: Hello?<\/p>\n
Me: Hey!!!<\/p>\n
Patrick: Hi.<\/p>\n
Me: What are you doing? Partying?<\/p>\n
Patrick: Yeah. We’re watching home movies. <\/p>\n
Me: Cool. Are you having fun?<\/p>\n
Patrick: … Who is this?<\/p>\n
Me: It’s Lindsey!<\/p>\n
Patrick: OH, HEY!<\/p>\n
Me: You having a big birthday?<\/p>\n
Patrick: Yeah, we’re watching a video from February.<\/p>\n
Me: You’re gonna come visit me in a couple of weeks, right?<\/p>\n
Patrick: Yep. <\/p>\n
Me: All right, well, sorry I couldn’t make it to your party, but we’ll have a big time when you come up here in a coupla weeks. Okay?<\/p>\n
Patrick: Okay!<\/p>\n
[It really sucks being a peripheral family member sometimes. Okay, all the time.]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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