{"id":1317,"date":"2007-03-27T15:06:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-27T15:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1317"},"modified":"2007-03-27T15:06:00","modified_gmt":"2007-03-27T15:06:00","slug":"another-friggin-birthday-bonanza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/birthdays\/another-friggin-birthday-bonanza\/","title":{"rendered":"Another friggin&#8217; birthday bonanza"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/theogeo\/192398192\/\" title=\"Photo Sharing\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/64\/192398192_6692aa0add.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" alt=\"thinker\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Dearest Fritz, he of the hibernating <a href=\"http:\/\/manhattanprojectnyc.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Manhattan Project<\/a>, is having himself a birthday today. I suspect he&#8217;ll take to the streets of Manahattan with a clinky cocktail in one hand and the ass of his newest lov-ah in the other hand, and he will offer profane observations to the buzzing city, like, &#8220;Bitch, you need to put a dickey on under that sheer piece of shit!&#8221; and, &#8220;When Oprah hears about this, she is going to fuck some shit up!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And then he&#8217;ll leave a nasty note for his landlord and hide behind the couch when she comes and pounds on his door. <\/p>\n<p>Happy birthday, JDH.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dearest Fritz, he of the hibernating Manhattan Project, is having himself a birthday today. I suspect he&#8217;ll take to the streets of Manahattan with a clinky cocktail in one hand and the ass of his newest lov-ah in the other hand, and he will offer profane observations to the buzzing city, like, &#8220;Bitch, you need to put a dickey on under that sheer piece of shit!&#8221; and, &#8220;When Oprah hears about this, she is going&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[72],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1317","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-birthdays"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-lf","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1317","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1317"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1317\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1317"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1317"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1317"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}