My foot fucking hurts. I feel like the princess and the pea, only I’m no princess, and I feel the pea every time I step on my right foot, and the pea feels more like a flaming boulder then a measly little pea. <\/p>\n
Like any redblooded American, I am enjoying the painkillers, but I’m finding that they’re really not doing too much more than making me feel stoned without the paranoia. Which means I just get really sleepy. So tonight I tried popping a pain pill and sipping a few glasses of wine to dull the ache \u2014 a definite no-no, according to Suicidal Starlet Weekly. <\/p>\n
And guess what still hurts at 4 a.m.?<\/p>\n
My effing foot. <\/p>\n
I’m going to bed. Here’s hoping my dreams won’t be all about work, like they were last night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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