\u2022 There is no Apt. 13 in my building. I just noticed today.
\u2022 I love the Pizza Cafe. Can I reiterate that enough?
\u2022 I’ve been biting my nails a bit more than usual. Ouch. And WTF?
\u2022 My foot is sore. But I need to suck it up and get back to the gym after a long hiatus that has basically left my ass dragging.
\u2022 Sometimes I want to mate with my camera and make human-camera hybrid bots that can gaze upon random objects and capture their essences with minimal intrusion and effort.
\u2022 Only recently did I realize that there is a freaking KOI POND in my third-favorite liquor store. How I managed to miss that until recently is a mystery to me.
\u2022 There has already been talk of what I might be for Halloween this year.
\u2022 I’m wondering where to get a newsy fedora that I can stick a “Press” card in.
\u2022 Wouldn’t it be great if there was some kind of contraption that would brush my teeth for me?
\u2022 I’m looking forward to seeing the ATHF movie tomorrow (Monday) with Brandon. I dread the inevitable disappointment of realizing the movie isn’t as funny as it could have been. But I look forward to the laughs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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