{"id":139,"date":"2004-06-25T00:14:00","date_gmt":"2004-06-25T00:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=139"},"modified":"2004-06-25T00:14:00","modified_gmt":"2004-06-25T00:14:00","slug":"139","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/139\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>[For your sake I hope heaven and hell are really there, but I wouldn&#8217;t hold my breath]<\/b><br \/>\n<br \/>It&#8217;s decided. I want to work in the features section and work day shift. Breeze in at 10, leave at 6. Always work a day ahead of schedule &#8212; Tuesday for Thursday&#8217;s paper, etc. I&#8217;m done with deadlines. Seriously. Leave those to the people who drink coffee and don&#8217;t mind grinding their teeth when they sleep. I&#8217;m happy to spend the rest of my life laying out photos of cakes and casseroles and home decor and wedding gowns and all those things that go in a features section. <\/p>\n<p>Ugh. I&#8217;m tired. I&#8217;ve been at work since 10:30 this morning, and it&#8217;s time for me to go, but I&#8217;ve been asked to stay since someone called in sick. Mmm, sweet overtime pay. One of my co-workers told me today that there were several people around here who are really impressed with me. That was a much-needed confidence boost, even if I know that acknowledging his words by repeating them here guarantees that I will jinx myself and A) catch the building on fire or B) get fired for talking about my job on this blog.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[For your sake I hope heaven and hell are really there, but I wouldn&#8217;t hold my breath] It&#8217;s decided. I want to work in the features section and work day shift. Breeze in at 10, leave at 6. Always work a day ahead of schedule &#8212; Tuesday for Thursday&#8217;s paper, etc. I&#8217;m done with deadlines. Seriously. Leave those to the people who drink coffee and don&#8217;t mind grinding their teeth when they sleep. I&#8217;m happy&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s1jWWl-139","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=139"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}