{"id":1392,"date":"2007-05-09T06:24:00","date_gmt":"2007-05-09T06:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1392"},"modified":"2007-05-09T06:24:00","modified_gmt":"2007-05-09T06:24:00","slug":"ways-to-make-my-life-easier-and-by-extension-make-the-world-a-better-place","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/randomosity\/ways-to-make-my-life-easier-and-by-extension-make-the-world-a-better-place\/","title":{"rendered":"Ways to make my life easier and, by extension, make the world a better place"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u2022 Give me $100 so my rent check won&#8217;t bounce.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 Better yet, buy me a house. <\/p>\n<p>\u2022 Get my jokes. They&#8217;re not that obscure.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 Make my arms stop peeling. How many layers, exactly, did I burn?<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 Squash this insufferable anxious ennui that&#8217;s churning in my gut at all times.  <\/p>\n<p>\u2022 Give me some kind of hope that I&#8217;m not wasting my twenties being even angstier and weirder and lonelier than my teens. <\/p>\n<p>\u2022 Mandate that if a machine will only take quarters, there must be a functioning change machine within twenty feet. <\/p>\n<p>\u2022 Go get my clothes out of the dryer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2022 Give me $100 so my rent check won&#8217;t bounce. \u2022 Better yet, buy me a house. \u2022 Get my jokes. They&#8217;re not that obscure. \u2022 Make my arms stop peeling. How many layers, exactly, did I burn? \u2022 Squash this insufferable anxious ennui that&#8217;s churning in my gut at all times. \u2022 Give me some kind of hope that I&#8217;m not wasting my twenties being even angstier and weirder and lonelier than my teens.&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[99,68],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1392","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bloggerrhea","category-randomosity"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-ms","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1392","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1392"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1392\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1392"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1392"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1392"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}