{"id":14,"date":"2003-12-08T20:18:00","date_gmt":"2003-12-08T20:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=14"},"modified":"2008-08-12T12:46:05","modified_gmt":"2008-08-12T17:46:05","slug":"14","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/14\/","title":{"rendered":"Tell us a story; I know you&#8217;re not boring"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am staring at the clock, willing it to get a move on, when any other time I would be pleading with it to take it easy. Patience isn&#8217;t my forte. <\/p>\n<p>My philosophy final was a little softer on the ol&#8217; cranium than I had imagined it would be. I studied the shit out of the prep questions last night while at the lab. I printed them out so I could go home and study. I&#8217;ll be damned if I didn&#8217;t leave them in the lab. So I got up early and came to campus to redo the questions and get some study time in. Hopefully Dr. Magada-Ward&#8217;s bullshit detector will be too overworked to nitpick my contribution to the world of philosophy.<\/p>\n<p>Now it&#8217;s on to Women and Film, where I&#8217;ll tackle such all-important questions as <i>Who is Louise Beavers?, What is the significance of self-sacrifice in weepies?, and \u2013 my favorite \u2013 What function does Charles S. Dutton&#8217;s Tyrone have in Mississippi Masala?<\/i><\/p>\n<p>After the test (25 minutes and counting!), Amber and I are going to see a free screening of <i>Mona Lisa Smile<\/i> at Opry Mills. I&#8217;m scared that it will be the same faux-feminist tripe that Hollywood can&#8217;t help but vomit up every now and then. I understand that they&#8217;ve got to try to appeal to the legions of fence straddlers, but I get so tired of regurgitated morals in films masquerading as insightful glimpses into human nature and existence. Plus I really hate Julia Roberts, so this should be fun. Maggie Gyllenhaal (sp?), however, is a cutie, so maybe it won&#8217;t be all bad.<\/p>\n<p>School&#8217;s almost done! I&#8217;ve got minor things to do with my portfolio before tomorrow at 10 a.m., and then I&#8217;m free.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am staring at the clock, willing it to get a move on, when any other time I would be pleading with it to take it easy. Patience isn&#8217;t my forte. My philosophy final was a little softer on the ol&#8217; cranium than I had imagined it would be. I studied the shit out of the prep questions last night while at the lab. I printed them out so I could go home and study.&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s1jWWl-14","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}