{"id":1409,"date":"2007-05-20T15:22:00","date_gmt":"2007-05-20T15:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1409"},"modified":"2007-05-20T15:22:00","modified_gmt":"2007-05-20T15:22:00","slug":"thrifty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/randomosity\/thrifty\/","title":{"rendered":"Thrifty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My aunt runs a port-a-potty business. When I went home for Mother&#8217;s Day last weekend, I saw my aunt and uncle&#8217;s new (okay, it&#8217;s two years old, but I don&#8217;t get to visit them that often) house, and came away with a big bag of half-rolls of toilet paper. <\/p>\n<p>Turns out my aunt collects what&#8217;s left of the clean rolls when she collects the units, and saves them to use in her own home. But she saves so many that there&#8217;s always plenty left over to give away. So my grandmother took a batch and hooked me up with some too. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m thinking this is a good thing to do; otherwise perfectly good tissue would get thrown away. <\/p>\n<p>Environmentalists would probably be happy about this. <\/p>\n<p>Yet, germaphobes are probably clawing out their eyes at the thought of wiping their asses with toilet paper that once resided in a public outdoor toilet. <\/p>\n<p>My question is: What to the germaphobe environmentalists (assuming there&#8217;s such a thing) think?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My aunt runs a port-a-potty business. When I went home for Mother&#8217;s Day last weekend, I saw my aunt and uncle&#8217;s new (okay, it&#8217;s two years old, but I don&#8217;t get to visit them that often) house, and came away with a big bag of half-rolls of toilet paper. Turns out my aunt collects what&#8217;s left of the clean rolls when she collects the units, and saves them to use in her own home. But&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[68,85],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1409","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-randomosity","category-the-family"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s1jWWl-thrifty","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1409","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1409"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1409\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1409"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1409"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1409"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}