Yeah, I’m home and the TV’s on and, you know, why not?<\/p>\n
So, so far:<\/p>\n
\u2022 Sarah Siverman is awesome. <\/p>\n
\u2022 Jack Nicholson is drunk. <\/p>\n
\u2022 I’ll be asleep in less than an hour.<\/p>\n
\u2022 Justin Long just said “fully erect.” I am confused.<\/p>\n
\u2022 Ooh, they just showed Sacha Baron Cohen. Hott.<\/p>\n
\u2022 Dane Cook cut his hair. I don’t care if he’s the official douchebag comedian. He’s hott.<\/p>\n
\u2022 Why are they pimping out all these cars?<\/p>\n
\u2022 Jay-Z is unattractive and minimally talented, yet really rich and famous. I am unattractive and minimally talented, yet poor and unknown. The universe lacks justice.<\/p>\n
\u2022 Will Ferrel and Sacha Baron Cohen just made out. I’m going to need a few minutes to myself. In the shower.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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