My pal Courtney came over tonight to shoot the Sunday-night shit, and she brought brownies \u2014 made from scratch, with walnuts<\/i> \u2014 so I spent the night stuffing my face with brownies, strawberries dipped in chocolate, Doritos, cheese and crackers, and wine. And just now I drank a glass of Coke. Which was completely weird because I haven’t had a glass of Coke since October. And I can honestly say I haven’t missed it, which doesn’t quite explain why I drank it. <\/p>\n
But I digress. <\/p>\n
Seeing as this was Courtney’s first visit to my humble abode, naturally a giant cockroach took the opportunity to scurry up the wall as we were talking, sending me into a seizure of embarrassed wussitude. What was I just saying about me and nature not getting along very well? Yeah, that goes double for anything in nature with six to eight legs. <\/p>\n
Squick.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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