{"id":1447,"date":"2007-06-11T11:17:00","date_gmt":"2007-06-11T11:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1447"},"modified":"2007-06-11T11:17:00","modified_gmt":"2007-06-11T11:17:00","slug":"domestic-dispute","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/randomosity\/domestic-dispute\/","title":{"rendered":"Domestic dispute"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Look who&#8217;s up at 6 a.m.! Those em-effin&#8217; <a href=\"http:\/\/theogeo.blogspot.com\/2007\/06\/me-vs-birds-again.html\" target=\"_blank\">birds<\/a> are having a domestic dispute right outside the window. All I can hear is their squabbling. They must be talking about <a href=\"http:\/\/theogeo.blogspot.com\/2007\/06\/sex-advice-tripe-o-day.html\" target=\"_blank\">who&#8217;s not putting out<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/theogeo.blogspot.com\/2007\/06\/me-vs-birds-again.html#c5188638188874692526\" target=\"_blank\">Mike suggests<\/a> I spray some ferret urine water on their nest. <i>Finally<\/i>, an excuse to use this ferret urine I&#8217;ve got stashed around the place. I kid, but in all seriousness, it would probably work. Probably definitely, if I can figure out how to get the screen off my window so I can reach out and around the air conditioning unit. I&#8217;ll go hunt for a water gun today. Thanks, Mike!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Look who&#8217;s up at 6 a.m.! Those em-effin&#8217; birds are having a domestic dispute right outside the window. All I can hear is their squabbling. They must be talking about who&#8217;s not putting out. Mike suggests I spray some ferret urine water on their nest. Finally, an excuse to use this ferret urine I&#8217;ve got stashed around the place. I kid, but in all seriousness, it would probably work. Probably definitely, if I can figure&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[68],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1447","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-randomosity"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-nl","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1447","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1447"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1447\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1447"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1447"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1447"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}