{"id":1462,"date":"2007-06-18T03:51:00","date_gmt":"2007-06-18T03:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1462"},"modified":"2007-06-18T03:51:00","modified_gmt":"2007-06-18T03:51:00","slug":"some-things-should-just-not-be-blogged-about","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/randomosity\/some-things-should-just-not-be-blogged-about\/","title":{"rendered":"Some things should just not be blogged about"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1. I picked a bodacious scab off my foot just now, much to my relief. I&#8217;ve been picking at that thing for weeks and it hadn&#8217;t budged. And now that it&#8217;s gone, it doesn&#8217;t hurt nearly as much when I walk. Score! <\/p>\n<p>2. Tampax Pearl tampons are shockingly awesome, despite their not-so-environmentally-friendly nature. <\/p>\n<p>3. About 95 percent of the calories I consumed today were derived from French Onion dip.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. I picked a bodacious scab off my foot just now, much to my relief. I&#8217;ve been picking at that thing for weeks and it hadn&#8217;t budged. And now that it&#8217;s gone, it doesn&#8217;t hurt nearly as much when I walk. Score! 2. Tampax Pearl tampons are shockingly awesome, despite their not-so-environmentally-friendly nature. 3. About 95 percent of the calories I consumed today were derived from French Onion dip.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[68],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1462","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-randomosity"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-nA","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1462","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1462"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1462\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1462"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1462"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1462"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}