{"id":1465,"date":"2007-06-20T04:38:00","date_gmt":"2007-06-20T04:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1465"},"modified":"2007-06-20T04:38:00","modified_gmt":"2007-06-20T04:38:00","slug":"a-meme-about-sleep-is-nearly-as-good-as-actually-sleeping-right","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/randomosity\/a-meme-about-sleep-is-nearly-as-good-as-actually-sleeping-right\/","title":{"rendered":"A meme about sleep is nearly as good as actually sleeping, right?"},"content":{"rendered":"

No, not even close. But it’s a cool meme and I won’t be able to sleep for at least another hour or two, so, yeah. Why not? I stole this from Lesley<\/a>. <\/p>\n

It’s Six Weird Things I Do to Go to Sleep or While Sleeping.<\/b><\/p>\n

1. It’s not weird, but I have to brush my teeth before bed or else I’ll just lie there imagining my teeth rotting, dissolving while I snooze.<\/p>\n

2. It’s incredibly uncomfortable for me to sleep in pants of any sort. The only time I do this is if I have company and I have to share my bed with someone who might be uncomfortable with my bare\/underwear-clad ass popping out from under the covers. <\/p>\n

3. Silence pretty much guarantees that I will be awake all night. I need white noise. Which means I sleep with a fan on, even if it’s freezing cold. I just don’t point it at me. <\/p>\n

4. I require an arsenal of high-maintenance nerd accessories to be near me when I fall asleep. At the very least, I require lip balm and nasal spray. Ideally, I have those two things plus a bottle of water and some eye drops. If I ever got stranded on an island, I’d be fuuuucked. <\/p>\n

5. I tend to have lascivious dreams when I nap, for some reason. I like naps. <\/p>\n

6. I have a queen-size bed, which I adore<\/i>, but for some reason I sleep on the left edge, flat on my back, leaving an entire two thirds of the bed empty. I don’t even flail my arms on the other side. I blame the fact that I grew up sleeping in a twin bed, so I got used to never moving while I slept.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

No, not even close. But it’s a cool meme and I won’t be able to sleep for at least another hour or two, so, yeah. Why not? I stole this from Lesley. It’s Six Weird Things I Do to Go to Sleep or While Sleeping. 1. It’s not weird, but I have to brush my teeth before bed or else I’ll just lie there imagining my teeth rotting, dissolving while I snooze. 2. It’s incredibly… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[68],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1465","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-randomosity"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-nD","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1465","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1465"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1465\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1465"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1465"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1465"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}