{"id":1484,"date":"2007-06-29T17:40:00","date_gmt":"2007-06-29T17:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1484"},"modified":"2007-06-29T17:40:00","modified_gmt":"2007-06-29T17:40:00","slug":"have-i-mentioned-i-live-in-filth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/randomosity\/have-i-mentioned-i-live-in-filth\/","title":{"rendered":"Have I mentioned I live in filth?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every surface I own is covered in cat hair, ferret hair, my hair, purple fuzz (why is fuzz always purple? I don&#8217;t own anything purple that could shed), crumbs, fingernail clippings, junk mail, clothing, feathers, receipts, tissue shreds, newspaper bits, and probably fleas. <\/p>\n<p>It also smells like ass in here. <\/p>\n<p>I have 45 minutes before I have to get ready for work. Everyone hold hands and send Martha Stewart vibes my way.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every surface I own is covered in cat hair, ferret hair, my hair, purple fuzz (why is fuzz always purple? I don&#8217;t own anything purple that could shed), crumbs, fingernail clippings, junk mail, clothing, feathers, receipts, tissue shreds, newspaper bits, and probably fleas. It also smells like ass in here. I have 45 minutes before I have to get ready for work. Everyone hold hands and send Martha Stewart vibes my way.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[68],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1484","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-randomosity"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-nW","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1484","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1484"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1484\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1484"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1484"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1484"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}