{"id":152,"date":"2004-07-22T04:22:00","date_gmt":"2004-07-22T04:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=152"},"modified":"2004-07-22T04:22:00","modified_gmt":"2004-07-22T04:22:00","slug":"152","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/152\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>[The big fish eat the little ones]<\/b><br \/>\n<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.99rooms.com\">This site<\/a> is fantastic. <\/p>\n<p>Babysitting went pretty well. There were only two meltdowns: one over a Pokemon card and the other over a face-first smack into the kitchen floor. Sometimes if you stare at a kid long enough, they get creeped out and stop bawling out of sheer discomfort. <\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t wait to get home this weekend and clear out my crap and sell it to the gullible masses at the Super-De-Duper Second Avenue Moving Sale. Yeah right, I know how that goes. I&#8217;ll get my hopes up, thinking that people exactly my size with exactly my tastes will come out and pay for my hand-me-downs at the ass-crack of dawn, when I&#8217;ll make about $5 off of trinkets I figured no one would ever want. Something tells me the Goodwill might be getting another anonymous&nbsp;garbage bag-wrapped present soon. Still, should be fun. Saturday, 7 a.m. Second Avenue. Yes, I&#8217;m advertising quite shamelessly.<br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[The big fish eat the little ones] This site is fantastic. Babysitting went pretty well. There were only two meltdowns: one over a Pokemon card and the other over a face-first smack into the kitchen floor. Sometimes if you stare at a kid long enough, they get creeped out and stop bawling out of sheer discomfort. I can&#8217;t wait to get home this weekend and clear out my crap and sell it to the gullible&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-152","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s1jWWl-152","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=152"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=152"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=152"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=152"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}