{"id":1520,"date":"2007-07-16T05:16:00","date_gmt":"2007-07-16T05:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1520"},"modified":"2007-07-16T05:16:00","modified_gmt":"2007-07-16T05:16:00","slug":"things-my-cats-and-i-do-not-agree-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/jack\/things-my-cats-and-i-do-not-agree-on\/","title":{"rendered":"Things my cats and I do not agree on"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/bp2.blogger.com\/_4dy-Mg8i7XU\/RpsZESQkFQI\/AAAAAAAAAH0\/QX9wgEojIwU\/s1600-h\/kitties.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/bp2.blogger.com\/_4dy-Mg8i7XU\/RpsZESQkFQI\/AAAAAAAAAH0\/QX9wgEojIwU\/s320\/kitties.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5087687765456590082\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2022 The appropriate time to poop. They seem to think it&#8217;s preferable to take turns pooping as I&#8217;m preparing my lunch and\/or dinner. <\/p>\n<p>\u2022 How acceptable it is to knock my living room lamp off the table and punch two holes in the shade and bust the underside of the base.  <\/p>\n<p>\u2022 The advisability of jumping up and latching on to the oscillating fan.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 How much fun it is to play in the litter box and then bring little bits of litter  into my bed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2022 The appropriate time to poop. They seem to think it&#8217;s preferable to take turns pooping as I&#8217;m preparing my lunch and\/or dinner. \u2022 How acceptable it is to knock my living room lamp off the table and punch two holes in the shade and bust the underside of the base. \u2022 The advisability of jumping up and latching on to the oscillating fan. \u2022 How much fun it is to play in the litter&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[206,192],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1520","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-yes-im-posting-about-my-damn-cats-again","category-jack"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-ow","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1520","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1520"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1520\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1520"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1520"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1520"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}