{"id":1530,"date":"2007-07-20T06:06:00","date_gmt":"2007-07-20T06:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1530"},"modified":"2007-07-20T06:06:00","modified_gmt":"2007-07-20T06:06:00","slug":"hoo-boy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/my-special-stupidity\/hoo-boy\/","title":{"rendered":"Hoo, boy!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had a shitty, shitty night at work. It was almost like I was a n00b again. It was one of those nights when you don&#8217;t just fuck up one thing, you fuck up <i>lots<\/i>. All late in the night where it&#8217;s a crunch to fix your blatant, embarrassing errors. One minute you&#8217;re cruising, outputting pages, and the next minute your boss is having to call the press room to see if they can save the stupid designer&#8217;s ass*. And then a few minutes later, when you think the coast is clear and you&#8217;ve stolen away to your car, you get a phone call and are told that, no, things are, in fact, not kosher, so you run \u2014 in your skirt and flip-flops, you hippie! \u2014 back up to the office to fix your latest round of fucks-ups that are making the presses run 45 freaking minutes late. <\/p>\n<p>Yeesh. I haven&#8217;t had a night like that since leaving <i>Sidelines<\/i>. I&#8217;m horrified to know that nights like that extend beyond the walls of student newspapers. <\/p>\n<p>*<font size=\"1\">That&#8217;s me!<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a shitty, shitty night at work. It was almost like I was a n00b again. It was one of those nights when you don&#8217;t just fuck up one thing, you fuck up lots. All late in the night where it&#8217;s a crunch to fix your blatant, embarrassing errors. One minute you&#8217;re cruising, outputting pages, and the next minute your boss is having to call the press room to see if they can save&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[26,57],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1530","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-special-stupidity","category-work"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-oG","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1530","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1530"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1530\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1530"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1530"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1530"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}