{"id":1536,"date":"2007-07-22T07:24:00","date_gmt":"2007-07-22T07:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1536"},"modified":"2007-07-22T07:24:00","modified_gmt":"2007-07-22T07:24:00","slug":"because-its-your-god-given-right-to-have-a-bikini-clad-woman-always-within-view","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/memphis\/because-its-your-god-given-right-to-have-a-bikini-clad-woman-always-within-view\/","title":{"rendered":"Because it&#8217;s your God-given right to have a bikini-clad woman always within view"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just when you thought <a href=\"http:\/\/theogeo.blogspot.com\/2006\/07\/in-case-your-golf-game-needs-something_13.html\" target=\"_blank\">Caddy Chicks<\/a> were setting the bar for scantily clad ridiculousness, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tigertimelawncare.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Tiger Time Lawn Care<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nbc10.com\/news\/13727047\/detail.html\" target=\"_blank\">ups the ante<\/a> with its hawt bikini-wearing lawn-mowers. <\/p>\n<p>Bristle at the pornification of the mundane realm of yardwork! Chuckle at the utter idiocy of people who might pay extra for hot youngstuff to step foot on their property! Enjoy the hilarious condescension <a href=\"http:\/\/video.nbc10.com\/player\/?id=131307\" target=\"_blank\">in this video<\/a>! Here&#8217;s an idea, reporter dude: If it&#8217;s so fucking laughable that you have to mock your own questions, WHY EVEN FUCKING COVER IT?!<\/p>\n<p>I fear for our society. Really, I do.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just when you thought Caddy Chicks were setting the bar for scantily clad ridiculousness, Tiger Time Lawn Care ups the ante with its hawt bikini-wearing lawn-mowers. Bristle at the pornification of the mundane realm of yardwork! Chuckle at the utter idiocy of people who might pay extra for hot youngstuff to step foot on their property! Enjoy the hilarious condescension in this video! Here&#8217;s an idea, reporter dude: If it&#8217;s so fucking laughable that you&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[10,39,227],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1536","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-memphis","category-patriarchy-blaming","category-pornification"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-oM","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1536","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1536"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1536\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1536"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1536"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1536"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}