{"id":1537,"date":"2007-07-23T16:40:00","date_gmt":"2007-07-23T16:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1537"},"modified":"2007-07-23T16:40:00","modified_gmt":"2007-07-23T16:40:00","slug":"reason-no-4127-why-i-should-not-be-allowed-at-flea-markets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/memphis\/reason-no-4127-why-i-should-not-be-allowed-at-flea-markets\/","title":{"rendered":"Reason No. 4,127 why I should not be allowed at flea markets"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/theogeo\/874275466\/\" title=\"Photo Sharing\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm2.static.flickr.com\/1250\/874275466_05ac262120.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" alt=\"my $5 scorpion bracelet\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It was just $5 and IT GLOWS IN THE DARK. (And that&#8217;s a real scorpion in there.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was just $5 and IT GLOWS IN THE DARK. (And that&#8217;s a real scorpion in there.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[10,26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1537","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-memphis","category-my-special-stupidity"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-oN","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1537","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1537"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1537\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1537"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1537"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1537"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}