{"id":1547,"date":"2007-07-27T06:01:00","date_gmt":"2007-07-27T06:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1547"},"modified":"2007-07-27T06:01:00","modified_gmt":"2007-07-27T06:01:00","slug":"i-should-move","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/needy-mccomplainsalot\/i-should-move\/","title":{"rendered":"I should move"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If I happened to be in charge of an old apartment building and one of my tenants told me she&#8217;d tried to change a blown fuse \u2014 in a fusebox in the very small wood-lined closet \u2014 and the damn thing sparked and popped when she touched it, I would probably fall all over myself trying to get someone out to have a looksee at the problem. <\/p>\n<p>Clearly I&#8217;m not cut out to manage anything, though. <\/p>\n<p>The electrician won&#8217;t be coming until Saturday afternoon. Which, if I had to place a bet, means Monday. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m a patient person (okay, kind of), and when I talked to my landlord yesterday afternoon, I told him I had no problem with waiting until today (Thursday) for him to get a professional out to look at it since it was acting so weird. I joked that I could do without my TV until then. Which I can. But fuck. Saturday ain&#8217;t Thursday, and it&#8217;s not just my TV that&#8217;s on the fritz. It&#8217;s <i>everything that plugs in in all rooms but the kitchen and bathroom<\/i>.   <\/p>\n<p>I really like my apartment, but I swear. It&#8217;s always something. Wiring problems, phone problems, cable problems, plumbing problems, parking problems, leaks, mold, AC issues, stupid-ass drunk neighbors, etc. I know you can and will have those issues anywhere (and I know that this issue was technically my fault for letting heathen animals run loose in the place). But it seems like it takes a long time to get things taken care of here. I&#8217;m not saying my landlord is a bad guy; quite the contrary. He&#8217;s very nice. It just seems like he&#8217;s got so much on his plate that he&#8217;s never really able to get to my issues in an acceptable amount of time. And I&#8217;m too fucking nice to bitch-wrangle him into prioritizing my problems above all else he&#8217;s dealing with. I mean, remember <a href=\"http:\/\/theogeo.blogspot.com\/2006\/04\/yet-another-domestic-update-now-with.html\">this<\/a>? Maybe it&#8217;s time to move on. <\/p>\n<p>Of course, now that I think about it, both places I&#8217;ve lived in Memphis have given me unbelievable trouble (<a href=\"http:\/\/theogeo.blogspot.com\/2005\/09\/objection-is-so-cliche_26.html\" target=\"_blank\">Lynnfield was a carnival of fun home repairs<\/a>). Time for lucky No. 3?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If I happened to be in charge of an old apartment building and one of my tenants told me she&#8217;d tried to change a blown fuse \u2014 in a fusebox in the very small wood-lined closet \u2014 and the damn thing sparked and popped when she touched it, I would probably fall all over myself trying to get someone out to have a looksee at the problem. Clearly I&#8217;m not cut out to manage anything,&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1547","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-needy-mccomplainsalot"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-oX","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1547","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1547"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1547\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1547"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1547"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1547"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}