{"id":1575,"date":"2007-08-13T09:25:00","date_gmt":"2007-08-13T09:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1575"},"modified":"2007-08-13T09:25:00","modified_gmt":"2007-08-13T09:25:00","slug":"good-morning-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/my-special-stupidity\/good-morning-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Good morning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just kidding. I&#8217;m actually heading to bed. My schedule&#8217;s all jacked up thanks to a couple of extremely late nights I pulled \u2014 Friday night when <a href=\"http:\/\/saintly-blog.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Sarah<\/a> was here and Saturday night when Theresa was here \u2014 that had me trying to doze off at 4 and 6 a.m. respectively. I&#8217;m not complaining at all; I very much enjoyed the company, even if I was a terrible host (I drug Sarah to Wal-Mart with me and didn&#8217;t have any wine when Theresa got here). I&#8217;m just saying, now my sleep cycle&#8217;s all cracked out. And, you know, I&#8217;m just making polite blog conversation to push that other whiny, navel-gazing post way down the page before I go to bed. <\/p>\n<p>I hate waking up to one of those sappy, introspective posts that you wrote in a snit. I&#8217;m not going to take it down, but I will scowl at its existence and my general frame of mind these days. It gets tedious being such a cynical bitch.  <\/p>\n<p>Hmm. The cats are stirring and readying for their dawn wrestling match. Which they will conduct on my face. As long as I get up in time to go get a freaking haircut tomorrow (which, one would imagine, could be any time before 5 or so), I&#8217;ll be golden.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just kidding. I&#8217;m actually heading to bed. My schedule&#8217;s all jacked up thanks to a couple of extremely late nights I pulled \u2014 Friday night when Sarah was here and Saturday night when Theresa was here \u2014 that had me trying to doze off at 4 and 6 a.m. respectively. I&#8217;m not complaining at all; I very much enjoyed the company, even if I was a terrible host (I drug Sarah to Wal-Mart with me&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[32,26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1575","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-friends","category-my-special-stupidity"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-pp","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1575","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1575"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1575\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1575"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1575"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1575"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}