{"id":16,"date":"2003-12-12T22:33:00","date_gmt":"2003-12-12T22:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=16"},"modified":"2008-08-12T12:46:49","modified_gmt":"2008-08-12T17:46:49","slug":"16","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/16\/","title":{"rendered":"A fraction of the sum, the middle and the front"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>God, what an amazing day. The weather is <i>crunk<\/i>, I tell you. And I only had to work three hours today. I think I&#8217;ll head out to Hobby Lobby in about half an hour and put together an art kit for my nephew, Casey, and maybe buy some pastel paper I&#8217;ve been needing. <\/p>\n<p>I promised Phil I&#8217;d clean up the place so we wouldn&#8217;t have to wallow in our own filth all weekend. And then Amber and Patrick are coming over to cool her nerves before tomorrow, when she&#8217;ll step across a temporary platform and receive a piece of paper that represents four years of turmoil and cranial wrinkling. Part of me is jealous and another part of me doesn&#8217;t envy her at all. All of me will have to go through it this time next year.<\/p>\n<p>Well, it&#8217;s time for the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fridayfive.org\">Friday Five<\/a>. And after you&#8217;re done with that, why don&#8217;t you check out Photoshop Phriday over at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.somethingawful.com\">Something Awful<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p><strong>1. Do you enjoy the cold weather and snow for the holidays?<\/strong><br \/>\n<br \/>I love cold weather so much. We don&#8217;t get much snow in the belly of the South, though. But I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;d get sick of it if I had to deal with it every day.<\/p>\n<p><strong>2. What is your ideal holiday celebration? How, where, with whom would you celebrate to make things perfect?<\/strong><br \/>\n<br \/>Holidays were perfect in my youth. At least I perceived them as perfect. So I imagine my ideal holiday fun time as being the same as it was when I was young and naive, when my family wasn&#8217;t full of holes and conversations weren&#8217;t always political or racy. The one tradition I can&#8217;t bear to break is Christmas eve at my grandmaw&#8217;s house. We have a ton of food and we open presents and act a fool all night. I love it when Phil gets to celebrate with me, but his family always has their own xmas even shindig, so we&#8217;re often apart during the holidays. Which sucks.<\/p>\n<p><strong>3. Do you do have any holiday traditions?<\/strong><br \/>\n<br \/>Well, that one I just told you about. And my brother and I open a gift apiece from our parents on xmas eve. Then we get up and do it again the next morning. We also have to have a mini-party for me on xmas day because it&#8217;s my birthday.<\/p>\n<p><strong>4. Do you do anything to help the needy?<\/strong><br \/>\n<br \/>No. I guess I should, though. Man, I am self-centered, aren&#8217;t I? Wait &#8212; I always donate money for an Angel Tree kid! But that&#8217;s all &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>5. What one gift would you like for yourself?<\/strong><br \/>\n<br \/>A Mac G-5. With all the fixins. Please Santa, that&#8217;s all I freaking want this year. Throw me a bone.<br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>God, what an amazing day. The weather is crunk, I tell you. And I only had to work three hours today. I think I&#8217;ll head out to Hobby Lobby in about half an hour and put together an art kit for my nephew, Casey, and maybe buy some pastel paper I&#8217;ve been needing. I promised Phil I&#8217;d clean up the place so we wouldn&#8217;t have to wallow in our own filth all weekend. 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