{"id":1608,"date":"2007-08-31T04:51:00","date_gmt":"2007-08-31T04:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1608"},"modified":"2007-08-31T04:51:00","modified_gmt":"2007-08-31T04:51:00","slug":"its-official-%e2%80%94-my-neighbors-hate-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/yes-im-posting-about-my-damn-cats-again\/its-official-%e2%80%94-my-neighbors-hate-me\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s official \u2014 my neighbors hate me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just got a card taped to the door, thanking me for helping out with the cable bill, but asking me to do something about the ridiculous noises the cats make at night. I knew this was coming. How shitty does it make me feel that apparently the woman living downstairs is pregnant and on doctor&#8217;s orders to get lots of sleep? Yeah, pretty shitty. <\/p>\n<p>So, how do you keep kittens from playing?<\/p>\n<p>I guess I need to start looking for a ground-level apartment, huh?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just got a card taped to the door, thanking me for helping out with the cable bill, but asking me to do something about the ridiculous noises the cats make at night. I knew this was coming. How shitty does it make me feel that apparently the woman living downstairs is pregnant and on doctor&#8217;s orders to get lots of sleep? Yeah, pretty shitty. So, how do you keep kittens from playing? I guess I&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[206],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1608","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-yes-im-posting-about-my-damn-cats-again"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-pW","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1608","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1608"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1608\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1608"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1608"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1608"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}