{"id":1615,"date":"2007-09-03T21:07:00","date_gmt":"2007-09-03T21:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1615"},"modified":"2007-09-03T21:07:00","modified_gmt":"2007-09-03T21:07:00","slug":"like-crack-for-your-eyeballs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/television\/like-crack-for-your-eyeballs\/","title":{"rendered":"Like crack for your eyeballs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Labor Day, which means every channel is running a marathon of some sort. I have been rendered immobile thanks to <i>DesignStar<\/i> and <i>ANTM<\/i>, which have so far timed their commercial breaks well enough that I haven&#8217;t had to stray to a third channel (except for a few times when I flipped over to see Mike Rowe doing his dirty thang on the Discovery Channel).<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s 4 p.m. I need to bathe. And perhaps get dressed.<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s a girl gotta do to get a TV in her shower?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Labor Day, which means every channel is running a marathon of some sort. I have been rendered immobile thanks to DesignStar and ANTM, which have so far timed their commercial breaks well enough that I haven&#8217;t had to stray to a third channel (except for a few times when I flipped over to see Mike Rowe doing his dirty thang on the Discovery Channel). It&#8217;s 4 p.m. I need to bathe. And perhaps get&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[138],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1615","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-television"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-q3","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1615","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1615"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1615\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1615"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1615"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1615"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}