{"id":1637,"date":"2007-09-14T15:33:00","date_gmt":"2007-09-14T15:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1637"},"modified":"2007-09-14T15:33:00","modified_gmt":"2007-09-14T15:33:00","slug":"um-holy-crap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/um-holy-crap\/","title":{"rendered":"Um, holy crap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I go to Hawaii in two weeks. <\/p>\n<p>I have but one swimsuit. <\/p>\n<p>I have but one battery for my camera, and a mere pair of one-gig memory cards (that will probably last me three hours). <\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t have a big ol&#8217; bundle of cash saved up like I ought to. <\/p>\n<p>But am I worried? <\/p>\n<p>Hell no.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I go to Hawaii in two weeks. I have but one swimsuit. I have but one battery for my camera, and a mere pair of one-gig memory cards (that will probably last me three hours). I don&#8217;t have a big ol&#8217; bundle of cash saved up like I ought to. But am I worried? Hell no.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1637","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-qp","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1637","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1637"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1637\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1637"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1637"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1637"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}