{"id":1649,"date":"2007-09-22T17:45:00","date_gmt":"2007-09-22T17:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1649"},"modified":"2007-09-22T17:45:00","modified_gmt":"2007-09-22T17:45:00","slug":"auto-idiotic-asphyxiation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/needy-mccomplainsalot\/auto-idiotic-asphyxiation\/","title":{"rendered":"Auto-idiotic asphyxiation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m hungry. I&#8217;m waiting on my lunch partner, who&#8217;s dealing with yet another car problem. I really think it&#8217;s time he considered public transportation, considering that this year alone, he dropped more than $700 on repairs, then got into major legal hot water concerning his license, then totaled the car, and then had to deal with a replacement car that is persnickety and sometimes decides to run out of gas and then not start back up even when gas is put back in it. <\/p>\n<p>Oops, just got the call. The fuel pump is fubar.<\/p>\n<p>Guess I&#8217;ll be making myself a turkey sandwich. <\/p>\n<p>Fucking cars.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m hungry. I&#8217;m waiting on my lunch partner, who&#8217;s dealing with yet another car problem. I really think it&#8217;s time he considered public transportation, considering that this year alone, he dropped more than $700 on repairs, then got into major legal hot water concerning his license, then totaled the car, and then had to deal with a replacement car that is persnickety and sometimes decides to run out of gas and then not start back&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1649","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-needy-mccomplainsalot"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-qB","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1649","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1649"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1649\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1649"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1649"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1649"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}