{"id":1650,"date":"2007-09-23T06:48:00","date_gmt":"2007-09-23T06:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1650"},"modified":"2007-09-23T06:48:00","modified_gmt":"2007-09-23T06:48:00","slug":"srsly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/my-special-stupidity\/srsly\/","title":{"rendered":"Srsly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have lost my cell phone. Bonus stupidity: It&#8217;s on silent so I can&#8217;t even call myself to find it.<\/p>\n<p><b>Next-day Update:<\/b> I should not be allowed to own a phone. I found it \u2014 in my car, naturally, under a mound of crap \u2014 and proceeded to accidentally text someone I haven&#8217;t spoken to in two and a half years instead of the person by the same name I&#8217;m meeting up with today. Yeah. I&#8217;m special.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have lost my cell phone. Bonus stupidity: It&#8217;s on silent so I can&#8217;t even call myself to find it. Next-day Update: I should not be allowed to own a phone. I found it \u2014 in my car, naturally, under a mound of crap \u2014 and proceeded to accidentally text someone I haven&#8217;t spoken to in two and a half years instead of the person by the same name I&#8217;m meeting up with today. Yeah.&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1650","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-special-stupidity"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s1jWWl-srsly","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1650","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1650"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1650\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1650"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1650"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1650"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}