{"id":1710,"date":"2007-10-25T17:58:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-25T17:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1710"},"modified":"2007-10-25T17:58:00","modified_gmt":"2007-10-25T17:58:00","slug":"well-that-was-pointless","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/my-special-stupidity\/well-that-was-pointless\/","title":{"rendered":"Well, that was pointless"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just drove 20 minutes in a hooptie with two mewling cats to the vet for booster shots, only to be informed when I got there that all the doctors had just left for their two-hour lunch breaks, and could I come back at 2?<\/p>\n<p>Um, no.<\/p>\n<p>Look, Universe, I know I&#8217;m not in charge, but that is some stupid shit. Make those doctors stagger their breaks, wouldja?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just drove 20 minutes in a hooptie with two mewling cats to the vet for booster shots, only to be informed when I got there that all the doctors had just left for their two-hour lunch breaks, and could I come back at 2? Um, no. Look, Universe, I know I&#8217;m not in charge, but that is some stupid shit. Make those doctors stagger their breaks, wouldja?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[206,26,315],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1710","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-yes-im-posting-about-my-damn-cats-again","category-my-special-stupidity","category-the-universe"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-rA","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1710","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1710"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1710\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1710"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1710"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1710"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}