{"id":1729,"date":"2007-11-06T19:50:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-06T19:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1729"},"modified":"2008-11-10T16:40:23","modified_gmt":"2008-11-10T22:40:23","slug":"day-310-%e2%80%94-feeding-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/project-365\/day-310-%e2%80%94-feeding-time\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 310 \u2014 Feeding Time"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’ve had to start feeding Felix in the cage (or hang around to watch him eat), because if I leave him unattended, the kitties \u2014 mostly Jack \u2014 move in and snarf up all his food. Because, you know, I never feed them and they are STARVING TO DEATH. <\/p>\n

Here’s how it usually happens:<\/p>\n

\"WANT\"<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

Decides he’d like ferret food for lunch. <\/p>\n

\"too<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

Makes an obvious move. <\/p>\n

\"starting<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

Gets smacked away by human. Is full of resentment. Begins hatching sinister plan involving his supreme cuteness. <\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

\"ready<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

Begins to feign stretches. <\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

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Does an acrobatic roll. <\/p>\n

\"IMG_7598\"<\/a><\/p>\n

<\/center><\/p>\n

Nonchalantly lands in a prime position. <\/p>\n

\"IMG_7601\"<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

“Hey, man, I really feel close to you … like a brother, you know?”<\/p>\n

\"IMG_7604\"<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

“I mean, we have a really solid relationship. You like to sneak into the cabinets to sleep, so do I. You like to make an unholy racket with plastic bags, so do I.”<\/p>\n

\"IMG_7608\"<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

“I just think that \u2014 hey, wait a sec. Are you wearing some kind of musk? Mmmm. Smells nice. I’m just gonna sit here for a minute and just smell you, ‘k? Just for … a …”<\/p>\n

\"IMG_7610\"<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

Snarf snarf snarf. *gets smacked away by human, again*<\/p>\n

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Damn you, Two Legs. <\/p>\n

Project 365<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’ve had to start feeding Felix in the cage (or hang around to watch him eat), because if I leave him unattended, the kitties \u2014 mostly Jack \u2014 move in and snarf up all his food. Because, you know, I never feed them and they are STARVING TO DEATH. Here’s how it usually happens: Decides he’d like ferret food for lunch. Makes an obvious move. Gets smacked away by human. Is full of resentment. Begins… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[206,192,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1729","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-yes-im-posting-about-my-damn-cats-again","category-jack","category-project-365"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-rT","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1729","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1729"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1729\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1729"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1729"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1729"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}