{"id":1733,"date":"2007-11-09T05:48:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-09T05:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1733"},"modified":"2007-11-09T05:48:00","modified_gmt":"2007-11-09T05:48:00","slug":"to-the-dude-in-the-maroon-intrepid-who-honked-at-me-for-slowing-down-at-a-green-light-and-then-turned-into-my-apartment-complex-lot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/open-letter\/to-the-dude-in-the-maroon-intrepid-who-honked-at-me-for-slowing-down-at-a-green-light-and-then-turned-into-my-apartment-complex-lot\/","title":{"rendered":"To the dude in the maroon Intrepid who honked at me (for slowing down at a green light) and then turned into my apartment complex lot &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; because he apparently is my neighbor:<\/p>\n<p>FUCK YOU. <\/p>\n<p>There are two lanes. You&#8217;re free to use the other one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; because he apparently is my neighbor: FUCK YOU. There are two lanes. You&#8217;re free to use the other one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[332,254],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1733","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bitchy-mccomplainsalot","category-open-letter"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-rX","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1733","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1733"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1733\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1733"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1733"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1733"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}