I keep the bedroom doors shut (there are two: one from the living room and one from the room-that-has-no-function) at night so the cats don’t frolic and make noise above the downstairs neighbors’ bedroom so they can actually sleep like normal people. <\/p>\n
Just five minutes ago, the cats were climbing all over my computer chair while I sat here uploading photos. Then I heard a noise to my left, near the bedroom door. I looked over and saw a little black paw sticking out from beneath the door. Just feeling around. You know, just to see what it could catch. <\/p>\n
I opened the door \u2014 it had been latched \u2014 and there stood Sally, like, WTF, dude, you blew my cover!<\/i> I checked the other door to see if she had pushed her way past it. No dice; my giant laundry hamper, heavy with dirty clothes, was still in position where I had scooted it earlier to make sure they didn’t nudge the door open. <\/p>\n
Unless she can get through a 1.5-inch crack under the door, she must have discovered a wormhole in here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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