{"id":1771,"date":"2007-11-30T17:09:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-30T17:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1771"},"modified":"2007-11-30T17:09:00","modified_gmt":"2007-11-30T17:09:00","slug":"great-now-my-neighbor-thinks-im-a-prevert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/why-am-i-telling-you-this\/great-now-my-neighbor-thinks-im-a-prevert\/","title":{"rendered":"Great, now my neighbor thinks I&#8217;m a prevert"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of my very favorite things to do when bored is read the Craigslist &#8220;casual encounters&#8221; section (of lots of different cities to chuckle at the colloquialisms) and get my laugh on at all the creative ways people ask strangers on the internet to have sex with them. <\/p>\n<p>Often the entries with photos are quite hilarious. <\/p>\n<p>Just now I was laughing at a photo of a man&#8217;s junk measured up next to a soda can (classier than a ruler!), and I heard a door slam. I looked back and realized that my windows are wide open, and I saw the blinds on the balcony door at my neighbor&#8217;s place swinging. Lucky her, she&#8217;s got a perfect view into my living room and of my computer screen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of my very favorite things to do when bored is read the Craigslist &#8220;casual encounters&#8221; section (of lots of different cities to chuckle at the colloquialisms) and get my laugh on at all the creative ways people ask strangers on the internet to have sex with them. Often the entries with photos are quite hilarious. Just now I was laughing at a photo of a man&#8217;s junk measured up next to a soda can&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[355],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1771","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-why-am-i-telling-you-this"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-sz","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1771","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1771"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1771\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1771"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1771"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1771"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}