{"id":1808,"date":"2007-12-25T05:14:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-25T05:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1808"},"modified":"2007-12-25T05:14:00","modified_gmt":"2007-12-25T05:14:00","slug":"christmas-eve-liveblogextravaganzazomg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/randomosity\/christmas-eve-liveblogextravaganzazomg\/","title":{"rendered":"Christmas Eve Liveblogextravaganzazomg"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was invited to a party tonight, but I&#8217;ve ended up frittering away my evening at home, sort of half paying attention to VH1&#8217;s &#8220;I Love The &#8217;90s&#8221; marathon, sipping Korbel, and wrapping the rest of my presents. Man, Patrice Oneal cracks me up. I think I could just sit and listen to him laugh for hours.<\/p>\n<p>My cats have probably eaten five feet of sparkly ribbon by now. Note to self: In the future, try to wrap gifts in a padlocked room so that your delightfully curious animals don&#8217;t pounce each freshly wrapped gift and tear the cheap paper open so that you have to patch your gifts like they&#8217;re some random hobo&#8217;s pants or something. Yeesh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was invited to a party tonight, but I&#8217;ve ended up frittering away my evening at home, sort of half paying attention to VH1&#8217;s &#8220;I Love The &#8217;90s&#8221; marathon, sipping Korbel, and wrapping the rest of my presents. Man, Patrice Oneal cracks me up. I think I could just sit and listen to him laugh for hours. My cats have probably eaten five feet of sparkly ribbon by now. Note to self: In the future,&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[206,68],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1808","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-yes-im-posting-about-my-damn-cats-again","category-randomosity"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-ta","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1808","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1808"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1808\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1808"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1808"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1808"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}