{"id":1828,"date":"2008-01-04T19:19:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-04T19:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1828"},"modified":"2008-01-04T19:19:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-04T19:19:00","slug":"things-i-do-not-care-for-in-no-particular-order","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/randomosity\/things-i-do-not-care-for-in-no-particular-order\/","title":{"rendered":"Things I do not care for, in no particular order"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u2022 Shoving my hand into my purse only to have a bristle from my roundbrush stab me right under my cuticle. <\/p>\n<p>\u2022 Multiple calls on my cell phone from sugary-sweet ambulance chasers. <\/p>\n<p>\u2022 Five pounds of holiday weight gain, yeesh.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 Coming home to see a dude with multiple big garbage bags strapped to the roof of his not-too-shitty-looking van rooting in the dumpster.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 Not being able to cook. <\/p>\n<p>\u2022 PMS.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2022 Shoving my hand into my purse only to have a bristle from my roundbrush stab me right under my cuticle. \u2022 Multiple calls on my cell phone from sugary-sweet ambulance chasers. \u2022 Five pounds of holiday weight gain, yeesh. \u2022 Coming home to see a dude with multiple big garbage bags strapped to the roof of his not-too-shitty-looking van rooting in the dumpster. \u2022 Not being able to cook. \u2022 PMS.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[332,68],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1828","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bitchy-mccomplainsalot","category-randomosity"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-tu","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1828","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1828"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1828\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1828"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1828"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1828"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}