{"id":1832,"date":"2008-01-07T20:43:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-07T20:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1832"},"modified":"2008-01-07T20:43:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-07T20:43:00","slug":"empty-threat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/jack\/empty-threat\/","title":{"rendered":"Empty threat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Me, to Jack, who was eyeing the new <a href=\"http:\/\/theogeo.blogspot.com\/2007\/12\/day-346-cords.html\">phone cord<\/a> I just installed:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If you so much as put that cord in your mouth, I will pull out your teeth and make a necklace of them and wear it in front of you so you&#8217;ll be sad.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me, to Jack, who was eyeing the new phone cord I just installed: &#8220;If you so much as put that cord in your mouth, I will pull out your teeth and make a necklace of them and wear it in front of you so you&#8217;ll be sad.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[206,192],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1832","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-yes-im-posting-about-my-damn-cats-again","category-jack"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-ty","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1832","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1832"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1832\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1832"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1832"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1832"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}