{"id":1839,"date":"2008-01-11T18:36:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-11T18:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1839"},"modified":"2008-01-11T18:36:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-11T18:36:00","slug":"methocarbamol-youre-my-best-friend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/randomosity\/methocarbamol-youre-my-best-friend\/","title":{"rendered":"Methocarbamol, you&#8217;re my best friend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/bp1.blogger.com\/_4dy-Mg8i7XU\/R4e4zd038jI\/AAAAAAAAAJw\/B7XyJ1V9JSM\/s1600-h\/CLK1042C001.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/bp1.blogger.com\/_4dy-Mg8i7XU\/R4e4zd038jI\/AAAAAAAAAJw\/B7XyJ1V9JSM\/s200\/CLK1042C001.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5154291492868059698\" \/><\/a>My neck\/back is pretty freaking sore today, so I popped a muscle relaxer a bit ago, and proceeded to call Ashley to chat and check on her and Luke and JD, and midway through our conversation, the pill kicked in and suddenly my sentences got longer and more meandering and I was stringing words together without syllables and I&#8217;m sure she thought I was drunk or maybe just stupid but I can assure you that I am both. <\/p>\n<p>But it is the kind of drunk and stupid where you can still drive and go to work and be the president.<\/p>\n<p>Interestingly enough, my neck\/back still really hurts, and the only muscles that seem to have relaxed are the ones controlling my mouth. <\/p>\n<p><b>Fun fact:<\/b> The Memphis PD still has not filed my accident report from Dec. 29.<\/p>\n<p><b>And before anyone yells at me:<\/b> Yes, dammit, I will go back to the doctor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My neck\/back is pretty freaking sore today, so I popped a muscle relaxer a bit ago, and proceeded to call Ashley to chat and check on her and Luke and JD, and midway through our conversation, the pill kicked in and suddenly my sentences got longer and more meandering and I was stringing words together without syllables and I&#8217;m sure she thought I was drunk or maybe just stupid but I can assure you that&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[68],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1839","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-randomosity"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-tF","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1839","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1839"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1839\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1839"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1839"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1839"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}