{"id":184,"date":"2004-10-13T03:02:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-13T03:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=184"},"modified":"2004-10-13T03:02:00","modified_gmt":"2004-10-13T03:02:00","slug":"184","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/184\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>[I feel stupid and contagious]<\/b><br \/>\n<br \/>Surely it&#8217;s not just me. Am I the only one whose classes are ruined by one or two exceptional idiots who can&#8217;t contain their asininity, and who seem even to flaunt it? This happens every semester. This time, there are two particularly annoying girls &#8212; &#8216;scuse me, women &#8212; in my Death and Dying class. Actually, there are three. But I will only speak of two tonight.<\/p>\n<p>First, this one girl (OK, I&#8217;m intentionally using &#8216;girl&#8217; here because she acts like a kid) left class early to go home and take a 900 mg ibuprophen to ease the pain of a cut in her mouth she incurred from a straw. A straw. She went home to take a huge dose of pain reliever for a cut &#8212; with stitches! &#8212; in her mouth, caused by a straw. All this, while her lower lip boasts a glinting silver ball, punched through her skin in the name of body art.<\/p>\n<p>Then the other girl (again, intentional usage of &#8216;girl&#8217;), who is by far the most vapid person in the room, was asking people if they&#8217;d seen <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Farenheit 911<\/span>. She proceeded to make scrunchy faces when it got people talking about politics, and then erupted into a thousand giggles when she realized she meant to say <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Ladder 49<\/span>. As an afterthought, she went on to criticize the Democrat guy she was talking to, saying that &#8212; and I quote &#8212; &#8220;George Bush may not have good moral authority, but at least he knows what he&#8217;s talking about.&#8221; Oy vey.<\/p>\n<p>+++<br \/>\n<br \/>I heard from J.R. the other day. He&#8217;s over in the bloody UK, doing secretive research for the government, planning to come back to school in the &#8216;Boro next fall. It&#8217;s good to hear that he&#8217;s safe, especially in these turbulent times abroad.<br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[I feel stupid and contagious] Surely it&#8217;s not just me. Am I the only one whose classes are ruined by one or two exceptional idiots who can&#8217;t contain their asininity, and who seem even to flaunt it? This happens every semester. This time, there are two particularly annoying girls &#8212; &#8216;scuse me, women &#8212; in my Death and Dying class. Actually, there are three. But I will only speak of two tonight. First, this one&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-184","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s1jWWl-184","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=184"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=184"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=184"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=184"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}