{"id":1853,"date":"2008-01-25T05:48:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-25T05:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1853"},"modified":"2008-01-25T05:48:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-25T05:48:00","slug":"i-have-been-living-alone-for-way-too-long","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/my-special-stupidity\/i-have-been-living-alone-for-way-too-long\/","title":{"rendered":"I have been living alone for way too long"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Actual conversation that just occurred between me and my cats as I arrived home from work:<\/p>\n<p><b>Cats:<\/b> Meow!<\/p>\n<p><b>Me:<\/b> Oh my god, kitties, it is cold as balls outside! Do you know how cold that is?<\/p>\n<p><b>Cats:<\/b> Meow!<\/p>\n<p><b>Me:<\/b> Actually, balls aren&#8217;t cold at all. <\/p>\n<p><b>Cats:<\/b> Meow!<\/p>\n<p><b>Me:<\/b> It&#8217;s a figure of speech.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Actual conversation that just occurred between me and my cats as I arrived home from work: Cats: Meow! Me: Oh my god, kitties, it is cold as balls outside! Do you know how cold that is? Cats: Meow! Me: Actually, balls aren&#8217;t cold at all. Cats: Meow! Me: It&#8217;s a figure of speech.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[206,26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1853","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-yes-im-posting-about-my-damn-cats-again","category-my-special-stupidity"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-tT","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1853","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1853"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1853\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1853"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1853"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1853"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}