{"id":1856,"date":"2008-01-27T05:48:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-27T05:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1856"},"modified":"2008-01-27T05:48:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-27T05:48:00","slug":"to-the-bastich-who-ate-my-lennys-chicken-salad-sub-out-of-the-breakroom-fridge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/work\/to-the-bastich-who-ate-my-lennys-chicken-salad-sub-out-of-the-breakroom-fridge\/","title":{"rendered":"To the bastich who ate my Lenny&#8217;s chicken salad sub out of the breakroom fridge:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I hope the mayo was rotten and the chicken infested with salmonella. <\/p>\n<p>You feckless cretin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hope the mayo was rotten and the chicken infested with salmonella. You feckless cretin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[254,57],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1856","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-open-letter","category-work"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-tW","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1856","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1856"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1856\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1856"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1856"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1856"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}