\u2022 Watch Semi-Homemade Cooking With Sandra Lee<\/i>. Take a shot of whisky every time she says “wonderful” or “beautiful.” Take two shots and punch yourself in the face every time she says “wonderful wonderful” or “beautiful beautiful.”<\/p>\n
\u2022 Funnel a can of PBR every time you hear a Hum song in a car ad. <\/p>\n
\u2022 Pour vodka in your ears every time that OxiClean\/Kaboom dude comes on the screen and yells at you for no good reason. <\/p>\n
\u2022 Drown yourself in wine every time Adrianne Curry belches or mentions her boobs. <\/p>\n
C’mon, invent your own!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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